Thank God! Adele is Hot ...And FAT!!

I've had this song stuck in my head for weeks.  Like STUCK.  Here, take a listen and you'll understand why.  It's fucking good.

The gritty voice, the soul behind it.  I finally figured out who was singing it and I've been stalking her ever since.  Adele is a young, up and coming (since 2008...I'm always a little slow) singer, who's voice could level any other current pop-princess' as far as I'm concerned.  I went looking up more information on her today and realized, with gitty excitement...that not only is she wildly talented and beautiful (which I assumed because it's nearly impossible to become famous as a lady singer if you're not...grrr) but she's also so lovely and fat.  Ohhh!!  I'm wagging my excited little fists around like maracas!! It is so rare that a woman who rocks the curves breaks through and becomes someone I can hear at least once an hour on Q102 (top 40).  Adele has done just that.  After taking a minute to google her I realize that she's the real deal- grammies, Critic's Choice Awards, SNL performances.  She's really really famous, and really really awesome.

So of course 13 second after finding all her awards and people freaking out about how talented she is, I found a bunch of talk posing her weight as a negative thing.  Sigh.  Why don't people understand that someone who is fat and beautiful isn't an oxymoron!!  I've had some funny conversation with JD about this amazing block in people's minds.  JD was telling someone who came to our party that she's fat and proud of it.  The well-intending person replied- "No! You're not fat!! You're beautiful!"  To which JD replied.."I know, AND fat!"  God.  I love JD...and think she's one of the hottest fatties I can imagine :).  Getting to work with her means that I get to rub her belly on the regular and this makes me a happy donkey.

Here are a few of my favorite pictures I found of Adele being a fat hotty.  I post them here so we can all drool over this lovely, talented, and curvy pop-princess.  I know, I know...we should look at people's talent not their bodies.   But! She's hot I can't help it : p

Mmmmm.  Enjoy!

love! Donkey