Thank God! Adele is Hot ...And FAT!!
Tuesday, April 19, 2011 at 4:19PM I've had this song stuck in my head for weeks. Like STUCK. Here, take a listen and you'll understand why. It's fucking good.
The gritty voice, the soul behind it. I finally figured out who was singing it and I've been stalking her ever since. Adele is a young, up and coming (since 2008...I'm always a little slow) singer, who's voice could level any other current pop-princess' as far as I'm concerned. I went looking up more information on her today and realized, with gitty excitement...that not only is she wildly talented and beautiful (which I assumed because it's nearly impossible to become famous as a lady singer if you're not...grrr) but she's also so lovely and fat. Ohhh!! I'm wagging my excited little fists around like maracas!! It is so rare that a woman who rocks the curves breaks through and becomes someone I can hear at least once an hour on Q102 (top 40). Adele has done just that. After taking a minute to google her I realize that she's the real deal- grammies, Critic's Choice Awards, SNL performances. She's really really famous, and really really awesome.
So of course 13 second after finding all her awards and people freaking out about how talented she is, I found a bunch of talk posing her weight as a negative thing. Sigh. Why don't people understand that someone who is fat and beautiful isn't an oxymoron!! I've had some funny conversation with JD about this amazing block in people's minds. JD was telling someone who came to our party that she's fat and proud of it. The well-intending person replied- "No! You're not fat!! You're beautiful!" To which JD replied.."I know, AND fat!" God. I love JD...and think she's one of the hottest fatties I can imagine :). Getting to work with her means that I get to rub her belly on the regular and this makes me a happy donkey.
Here are a few of my favorite pictures I found of Adele being a fat hotty. I post them here so we can all drool over this lovely, talented, and curvy pop-princess. I know, I know...we should look at people's talent not their bodies. But! She's hot I can't help it : p
Mmmmm. Enjoy!
love! Donkey
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Reader Comments (4)
I also just discovered Adele, so it's not just you.
Can we also mention that she's British (amazing) and hottly pale (usually viewed as not ok)? She's just fucking fabulous over all :)
what weird fucking people and websites there are... you're really drooling over this hideous whale of a woman?? dude, her neck, wrists, and ankles all disappeared a long time ago. what part of that is attractive? and her song?! it's wretched garbage!!! how is that cow shreaking about love and heartbreak when you know no man would ever wanna roll that fat bitch around in public with him? im officially disgusted... im gonna go puke now.
Just wanted to say you are spot on. Recently exposed to Adele's talent and couldn't agree more. Being British and pale are instant wins in my book. Her face is lovely and she holds her weight well. I'm a trim, in-shape guy and find Adele to be pretty damn sexy...and my trim wife feels the same way.
I think she is a rare, whole package gal. Losing a few pounds wouldn't hurt, but regardless, she's got charisma...especially wielding a voice that shames so-called "pop-queens".
Scooby, go kill a kitten and jump off a cliff. NOW!